A Holistic Solution For Your Computer Woes

The solution to all your ad-ware, virus or hardware troubles is here. Our software combines the holistic healing powers of homeopathy with computer science. The exact workings are classified as they are our trade secrets but in short: HomeoSoft has developed a new software paradigm based on the proved healing powers of Homeopathy -- as defined by Samuel Hahnemann.

Homeopathy works on the principle that the same substance that produces ill effects will cure all naturally occuring illnesses with similar symptoms.

Our software brings the old and tested idea to the 20th century: we take fragments of ad-ware, malware, viruses and the likes -- and dilute it to a millionth part of the original concentration by adding null data to the software. The scientifically proved law of Homeopathy then applies and the diluted malware heals your computer.

Our Homeopathic software has been serial diluted via our special cables into a variety of concentrations to best suit Your needs. For example, for weekly Homeopathic Computer Healing sessions a concentration of ten kilobytes of malware to ten megabytes of empty data is recommended. Different concentrations can be ordered for different needs. We also arrange Homeopathic Sofware seminars and SEO consultation.

Frequently Asked Question

Does Homeopathy work with Computers?

Yes. Computers have memory as does water. Therefore homeopathy is directly appliable to the Computer.

What are the active ingredients?

We use only traditional ingredients such as Jerusalem, VBS/Loveletter and Trojan-Downloader.Win32.Small.SUU. There also may be traces of nut but computers are not known to dislike it.

Are anti-viruses evil machinations of the Big Compharmaceuiticals?

Absolutely. Have you noticed how after years of upgrading your computer still seems a bit slow. A bit like those vaccinated children. Makes you think?